Stuck in the middle with... me

I'm tired, I want to go to bed, but I can't cause bed stuff is in the laundry, can't go downstairs to relax, Curt and the new GF are making out. Jay's gone off somewhere, Farmer and Opie are downstairs next to Curt and what's her face I'm sure. If only my imaginary friends hadn't moved to Australia when I was five. That could be some childhood thing too, what kid's imaginary friends leave them for another continent? I should look into this.